In the next federal election, the Canadian people will finally have a sensible choice for their next government. Our monkey mascot, Trebleclef has recently founded the Canadian Monkey Business Party to help our great country.
Here are highlights of the party platform.
- Hamilton will become the new capital of Canada
- Let's Shake will be the new Canadian national anthem.
- All musicians live tax free.
- During question period, if a politician asks a question that's been asked over and over, a horde of wild monkeys will be unleashed upon them (guess Treble's trying to find jobs for his family)
Here are some of the cabinet members he is planing to to use upon winning the election, include
- Luis Pereira - Minister of Getting Bananas for the PM
- Jamie Reid - Minister of Business
- Mark McNeil - Minister of Media Relations
- JP Riemens - Minister of Agriculture and Agri-Food
- Donna Panchezak (Trickbag)- Minister of Education
Treble's campaign manager, April Fulcilli has this say: "The CMBP will be a different kind of government. We know there's gonna be some monkey business in politics - you might as well have someone who knows how to do that right."
There'll be a rally to kick off the new political party on April 31st at 7pm! It'll be held at Luigi's Chocolate Covered Calamari Stand on 656 Botulism Ave. There'll be music, games for the kids, meet and greet with your candidates and more.
Remember VOTE CMBP!
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